I, just like all of you, have taught my children when they are young about opposites. Open, shut. Dark, light. Hot, cold. Well, it seems I've taught William too well about big and little. Just a minute ago, he grabbed his little diaper-clad bottom and said, "I have a little bum!" Then he came up to me and swatted my behind and said, "Mommy has a big bum!" Thankfully, he then asked, "Where is Daddy's big bum?" I replied, "Sitting at an airport, waiting to come home." At least I wasn't singled out.
Oh man, that is hilarious! My son just told me that I look like I swallowed a pumpkin - so I know how it goes. It doesn't do much for the old self-esteem o'meter - but it sure makes for a funny story. :) What a cute little boy you have!
ReplyDeletePriceless Lori...out of the mouths of babes...I remember Davy telling me I needed "Oil of Delay"...........
ReplyDeleteI agree! He is absolutely adorable! Don't feel too bad. A few years back Elias came walking into the bathroom as I was stepping into the shower and started busting up laughing while pointing at my naked behind and said, "mom, your butt looks weird!" Too many dimples I suppose! It was not my best moment but I think I'd rather my behind be considered big next to a little bum than hilariously funny looking when unclad! They keep us humble, right? Oh, and laughing!!!
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